The much anticipated post!
Or installment, or episode. Whatever.
Well, what may not be anticipated for YOU guys is anticipated for MOI, pourquoi mes amis? Because I am talking ze french, non? Please dream of moi tonight, *kiss kiss*, au revoir!
Okay, that was a "Harle" moment, from Chrono Cross, who would always speak with a funny french accent. No one questions, everyone laughs.
Okay, so I'm going to eat dinner now, so I'll be back to type in. In fact, I ain't logging out, so basically for you, this time gap will be like THAT while for me it'll be like....
*eats*
This.
So I had this crazy idea for a blog, basically I'd say I got a new game (which is true) and then it'd be like...
"So then you guys would go 'But Steven/Beshi, didn't you already get Chrono Cross?' and I'd be like 'Yup.' and then you guys would be like 'You're just going around wasting money aren't you you stupid fucking moron,' and I'd be like 'Yu--HEY!' and then we'd all have a laugh."
But then I decided to cancel that, and then I'd basically go into a little game which I call "guess which game I bought." and I'd be dropping hints and stuff while ranting about it and then at the end I'd tell you guys and then blah.
But now I have a better idea.
Okay, so there are very few people I hate. But anybody with these characteristics I will hate no matter who they are.
- short
- wierd
- talks wierd
- a moron
- has a tail
- very...provocative
Remember it has ALL those characteristics. So can you guess who it is? If you guessed Shippou from Inu Yasha (that's right, I spelled it with a u) then you'd be partially right!
Since I never really realized that there were two answers to this.
But the other person is a little boy, named Roger, and Roger is a little fucker, just because whenever he talks I just want to STRANGLE HIS LITTLE NECK! Not as much as that girl though, I think it was Tynave, the purple haired one.
But Roger, oh Roger...how I hate him, that and when I completed the quest I completely forgot to recruit the little fucker you have to say "No, go away, we don't need your stupid help" the first time, so you can pick him up later. I asked his help the first time, thus...
NO!!!! I LOST ONE OF MY INVENTORS!
And trust me, I need inventors...I mean I made some kind of wierd voodoo doll with Nel and all...but...WHOOPS! Guess I just spilled the beans, or guts, whatever.
See, the logic was that not everyone would get the name Roger, but EVERYONE should know Nel, since she's so...zexy. Oh how zexy she iz, oo la la.
Well yeah, guess what, I now have in my hands...or against my comp tower, whatever, a copy of STAR OCEAN: TILL THE END OF TIME.
Correction - Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time.
I'm sorry, but calling it SO: TTEOT is just gay...it's not the first one, it's the 3rd one.
Why? WHY YOU ASK?! I WILL TELL YOU WHY!
I hate pirated games.
But seriously, it's by one of the most acclaimed game companies of all time! SQUARE SOFT! (Hey...Enix is cool too though, them and the Dragon Warrior series.)
I mean this is SQUARE. Yall know the history of Square right? NO!? Wait, do some of you do? Please...tell me I'm not the only Square fanboy here....
---------------------
Anyway, this is how it all started: One day, in another time long long ago, there was a company, called Squaresoft...and it was going bankrupt. GASP! I know...
They only had enough to make ONE game, ONE GAME....so...they created a game. Because it was to be their final game, the director decided to call it, Final Fantasy.
Final being final, and Fantasy being the dream of making games, or something...I don't now maybe finding some cute chick to hang with for the rest of his days or something...
And we all know what happened.
------------------------------------
So, the real reason I got this, was because Joe told me to. Ha HA, right, I know, Joe, told me to, ha. Oh, and I don't think I'll go bowling on Monday...MAYBE. Depends if a CERTAIN SOMEONE would tell me the information I need.
Okay, so the REAL REAL reason?
Well, I ordered two CCS dvds a while back, but they aren't coming till like, July 26.
Then I ordered the NEW edition of "Evangelion: Death and Rebirth + End of Evangelion" dvd, and that ain't being released till July 26. (ADV SUCKS BY TEH WAY!)
So what was I to do till then? Huh? Play Chrono Cross? I'm sorry but NO! NO! NO TOUCHY! NO! NO! SO SICK! NO! NO! NO! NO NO NO NO! NO NO NO! NA NAH! NO!
(Excuse us, we are experiencng technical difficulties)
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - *tranquilizer*
*wakes up few hours later* Oh god...sorry, I was going through a "too much old school gaming syndrome" phase, god...I haven't played a new gen game since...err...BOUGHT a new gen game since...like Megaman X8?
And
a) that was pirated.
b) That was in December, I beat it to smithereens in Jan. and went old school gaming all early vacation days.
So now I have SO3, and I am happy.Pretty graphics, pretty ladies, pretty packaging...PRETTY PRICE! (Hey...Joe has it in his blog, go check it out!)
Speaking of Joe...
I
Will
Not
Laugh
Because
It
Is
Not
Funny
...
Yeah, I know how he feels, I got some DVDs scratched because of that stupid old DVD player, now I got a new shiny Sony DVD player and "I LOST!" it is good.
I do have some problems iwth the game though...
1. CINEMATICS..SO...LONG!!! God, I mean SURE I played Chrono Trigger on the PSX with its 3 seconds loading INTO and OUT oF battle time, but still...
2. Roger is pretty gay...
3. Nel is 4 levels below Fayt! (I liked Fate better....though...CHRONO CROSS...MEMORIES...*Darth Vadar stance* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
That's it so far, otherwise it is KICK ASS. Though honestly, ever since Fayt got his stupid Lightning skill he's been using it like it's candy...I mean it costs 10 MP! After a couple of battles he's down to 80 MP!
Oh, and why do you ask is Nel 4 levels below Fayt? If you're not asking that, then I'll answer anyway :P!
Well...there's a sequence where basicallly Nel goes off alone to rescue some chicks, and then you chase after her, a day later. Well, basically I'm in the castle, looking for the chicks and Nel, and I explore all of floor 1 (or so I think) all of floor 2 and all of floor 3. No sign of Nel. I go around running killing...things, pick up a key, and then eventually go down to floor 1. At this point I'm god to these puny monsters, who do 0 damage to me...I know! They did like 50 when I came in, gained like 5 levels running around.
Eventually, I found that the TINY CORNER of the map, which I did not go to (there are 3 exits, one to the "elevator where you use the key, one where you came from and a door where you use to get back to the entrace...suffice to say I used that door to get back to the entrance.....) I found the door where I us e the key...and Nel.
Oh Nel...when she came back she was uberly weak compared to Fayt and Cliff....oh....
And another pet peeve with SO3, there is ony ONE reference to SO2, okay probably MORE but I haven't played SO2 so I won't pick them up, so what is the reference?
I will quote it, FROM THE MANUAL.
First page too.
"Twelve heroes thwarted the Ten Wise Men's plot to destory the universe. Four hundred years have since passed..."
Yeah, I already knew about this when SO3 first came out, IN JAPAN. Same universe, just a whole lotta time afterwards.
And that mes amis, is my blog. I hope you enjoyed it. Please dream of moi, ne?
Well, what may not be anticipated for YOU guys is anticipated for MOI, pourquoi mes amis? Because I am talking ze french, non? Please dream of moi tonight, *kiss kiss*, au revoir!
Okay, that was a "Harle" moment, from Chrono Cross, who would always speak with a funny french accent. No one questions, everyone laughs.
Okay, so I'm going to eat dinner now, so I'll be back to type in. In fact, I ain't logging out, so basically for you, this time gap will be like THAT while for me it'll be like....
*eats*
This.
So I had this crazy idea for a blog, basically I'd say I got a new game (which is true) and then it'd be like...
"So then you guys would go 'But Steven/Beshi, didn't you already get Chrono Cross?' and I'd be like 'Yup.' and then you guys would be like 'You're just going around wasting money aren't you you stupid fucking moron,' and I'd be like 'Yu--HEY!' and then we'd all have a laugh."
But then I decided to cancel that, and then I'd basically go into a little game which I call "guess which game I bought." and I'd be dropping hints and stuff while ranting about it and then at the end I'd tell you guys and then blah.
But now I have a better idea.
Okay, so there are very few people I hate. But anybody with these characteristics I will hate no matter who they are.
- short
- wierd
- talks wierd
- a moron
- has a tail
- very...provocative
Remember it has ALL those characteristics. So can you guess who it is? If you guessed Shippou from Inu Yasha (that's right, I spelled it with a u) then you'd be partially right!
Since I never really realized that there were two answers to this.
But the other person is a little boy, named Roger, and Roger is a little fucker, just because whenever he talks I just want to STRANGLE HIS LITTLE NECK! Not as much as that girl though, I think it was Tynave, the purple haired one.
But Roger, oh Roger...how I hate him, that and when I completed the quest I completely forgot to recruit the little fucker you have to say "No, go away, we don't need your stupid help" the first time, so you can pick him up later. I asked his help the first time, thus...
NO!!!! I LOST ONE OF MY INVENTORS!
And trust me, I need inventors...I mean I made some kind of wierd voodoo doll with Nel and all...but...WHOOPS! Guess I just spilled the beans, or guts, whatever.
See, the logic was that not everyone would get the name Roger, but EVERYONE should know Nel, since she's so...zexy. Oh how zexy she iz, oo la la.
Well yeah, guess what, I now have in my hands...or against my comp tower, whatever, a copy of STAR OCEAN: TILL THE END OF TIME.
Correction - Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time.
I'm sorry, but calling it SO: TTEOT is just gay...it's not the first one, it's the 3rd one.
Why? WHY YOU ASK?! I WILL TELL YOU WHY!
I hate pirated games.
But seriously, it's by one of the most acclaimed game companies of all time! SQUARE SOFT! (Hey...Enix is cool too though, them and the Dragon Warrior series.)
I mean this is SQUARE. Yall know the history of Square right? NO!? Wait, do some of you do? Please...tell me I'm not the only Square fanboy here....
---------------------
Anyway, this is how it all started: One day, in another time long long ago, there was a company, called Squaresoft...and it was going bankrupt. GASP! I know...
They only had enough to make ONE game, ONE GAME....so...they created a game. Because it was to be their final game, the director decided to call it, Final Fantasy.
Final being final, and Fantasy being the dream of making games, or something...I don't now maybe finding some cute chick to hang with for the rest of his days or something...
And we all know what happened.
------------------------------------
So, the real reason I got this, was because Joe told me to. Ha HA, right, I know, Joe, told me to, ha. Oh, and I don't think I'll go bowling on Monday...MAYBE. Depends if a CERTAIN SOMEONE would tell me the information I need.
Okay, so the REAL REAL reason?
Well, I ordered two CCS dvds a while back, but they aren't coming till like, July 26.
Then I ordered the NEW edition of "Evangelion: Death and Rebirth + End of Evangelion" dvd, and that ain't being released till July 26. (ADV SUCKS BY TEH WAY!)
So what was I to do till then? Huh? Play Chrono Cross? I'm sorry but NO! NO! NO TOUCHY! NO! NO! SO SICK! NO! NO! NO! NO NO NO NO! NO NO NO! NA NAH! NO!
(Excuse us, we are experiencng technical difficulties)
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - *tranquilizer*
*wakes up few hours later* Oh god...sorry, I was going through a "too much old school gaming syndrome" phase, god...I haven't played a new gen game since...err...BOUGHT a new gen game since...like Megaman X8?
And
a) that was pirated.
b) That was in December, I beat it to smithereens in Jan. and went old school gaming all early vacation days.
So now I have SO3, and I am happy.Pretty graphics, pretty ladies, pretty packaging...PRETTY PRICE! (Hey...Joe has it in his blog, go check it out!)
Speaking of Joe...
I
Will
Not
Laugh
Because
It
Is
Not
Funny
...
Yeah, I know how he feels, I got some DVDs scratched because of that stupid old DVD player, now I got a new shiny Sony DVD player and "I LOST!" it is good.
I do have some problems iwth the game though...
1. CINEMATICS..SO...LONG!!! God, I mean SURE I played Chrono Trigger on the PSX with its 3 seconds loading INTO and OUT oF battle time, but still...
2. Roger is pretty gay...
3. Nel is 4 levels below Fayt! (I liked Fate better....though...CHRONO CROSS...MEMORIES...*Darth Vadar stance* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
That's it so far, otherwise it is KICK ASS. Though honestly, ever since Fayt got his stupid Lightning skill he's been using it like it's candy...I mean it costs 10 MP! After a couple of battles he's down to 80 MP!
Oh, and why do you ask is Nel 4 levels below Fayt? If you're not asking that, then I'll answer anyway :P!
Well...there's a sequence where basicallly Nel goes off alone to rescue some chicks, and then you chase after her, a day later. Well, basically I'm in the castle, looking for the chicks and Nel, and I explore all of floor 1 (or so I think) all of floor 2 and all of floor 3. No sign of Nel. I go around running killing...things, pick up a key, and then eventually go down to floor 1. At this point I'm god to these puny monsters, who do 0 damage to me...I know! They did like 50 when I came in, gained like 5 levels running around.
Eventually, I found that the TINY CORNER of the map, which I did not go to (there are 3 exits, one to the "elevator where you use the key, one where you came from and a door where you use to get back to the entrace...suffice to say I used that door to get back to the entrance.....) I found the door where I us e the key...and Nel.
Oh Nel...when she came back she was uberly weak compared to Fayt and Cliff....oh....
And another pet peeve with SO3, there is ony ONE reference to SO2, okay probably MORE but I haven't played SO2 so I won't pick them up, so what is the reference?
I will quote it, FROM THE MANUAL.
First page too.
"Twelve heroes thwarted the Ten Wise Men's plot to destory the universe. Four hundred years have since passed..."
Yeah, I already knew about this when SO3 first came out, IN JAPAN. Same universe, just a whole lotta time afterwards.
And that mes amis, is my blog. I hope you enjoyed it. Please dream of moi, ne?
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