I just can't decide!

To name this post "SUPER SPECIAL EDITION BLOG!" or "ULTIMATE EDITION!" or "Yeah, yeah, there's suppose to be a special edition blog..." or something.

Yeah, I'm not feeling up to it today.

Disgaea? But it has a level cap of 9999! I MEAN COME ON! That's like having 9999 bottles of beer on the wall!

And we all know that's just crazy...
Because you can only have 9998 bottles of beer on the wall, the last one you can't put. It just goes against all laws of physics!

So...people.

Last day of school...had fun? Did ya? Huh? Punk? HUH!?

Well, I had fun, hanging wit my homeboys, oh yah. Nuttin like hanging wit the homeboys, FO SHIZZLE MO NIZZLE!!!

Oh man, you know I'll never let that down....

So...what'd you guys do? My god, didja see Ms. Phoenix (how can someone have a cool name, but the most fucked up personality?) I mean all you hear is "What class are you suppose to be in?!" and shit like that...jeez.

Man...so random. No, this ain't the special edition, try tomorrow. Man, how could they ACTUALLY expect us to stay in school till 1? I mean...come on! We were out by like 11!

Funny thing too, Kirill left his crap, so I grabbed it. Now I have a huge comic type book thingy, hardcover too, a naked swearing pig, and!

You know that billboard out front? The one with the news and stuff? I have the keys to open that! This is when we all laugh maniacally, now laugh with me! (In your own styles of course)

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!!!! Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!

Uh...I need to think of a new style.

OH! OH! I know what to blog about! So, it's like Saturday night, and I'm all alone (WAHH!!!) so I decide to check out some manga. Of course, being at 11:30 PM, my dad is on the net, so I can't go on the net to go on IRC and partake in...um...trivia? MWAHAHHA! So, I go through my collection, which isn't very big, and totally not backed up, so if ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO THIS COMPUTER I WILL BE ROYALLY FUCKED THROUGH THE ANUS!........PREFERABLY NOT THE ANUS!

So I'm perusing, and you know, I remember this really wacked out series called "Ludwig Kakumei," Yuy-sama knows it, or at least she has heard of a particular scene with a particular room full of...ladies?

Dead ladies?

Uh...it isn't as bad as it sounds.

It's worse.

Much worse.

So if you don't like sick humour, or sick stuff, or the game, I lost, then don't keep reading.





Ready?




Okay, so there's 3 chapters out, which is sad because there's more, though I can't say much about Bluebeard...

So, first chapter. Oh, basically the premise is this prince, called Ludwig, is forced by his King, the father, err...reverse that, well, he has to go find a wife, or at least a girlfriend. So Ludwig takes his friend Wilheim along, and they go off on a quest to search out the woman for Ludwig, preferably one with big breasts. Don't ask, yet.

So, the first story begins with that, and then we shift our focus, to a queen, who pricks herself and 3 drops of blood fall onto the snow. So there, she makes a wish, she wishes to have a daughter who is "fair as this snow, red as this blood, and black as this ebony."

Oh, and gues what? She has a daughter with jet black hair, (ooh!) lips as red as blood (ooh ooh!) and skin as white as snow (OOOH LA LA!). Can you guess who she is? YES! SNOW WHITE!

Fortunately, this manga is not about girls who have evil stepmoms and go off and hide with dwarves. This is much worse, or better, both.

Her soul was also as black as night.

So guess, what, like 4th page her mom goes "Blanche, Blanche where are you?" and she goes to the King's chambers and guess what. Yes, you can say oh god now.

So...it turns out that Blanche became hotter than her mom when she was 8...um...yeah....

So then her mom wants to kill Blanche, Blanche runs away to forest, mom sends huntsman, huntsman kills boar, Blanche lives with dwarves, mom sends more assassins, la la la, Blanche ends up living with 4 dwarves.

Oh, the other 3? They died, of gunshots, knives, whatever. BLah blah blah, mom dips apples to poison, gives to Blanche, Blanche knows who the woman was, and reveals truth, that she was laughing at her mother because she would think her mother would protect her from her dad, but it turns out her mom just became jealous.

Mom goes crazy, Blanche bites apple, she falls down, and something happens to the queen. Oh yes, she goes back to her kingdom.

I'll tell the ending tomorrow night, let's just say Blanche wakes up, and starts screwing around with Ludwig's dad.