LAST POST! PROMISE!

Okay, so there's two more posts down there that are new, I suggest you read them.

Correction: I suggest you read them.

Anyway, I just read this hilarious comic, but that maybe because of that girl I was with last night...

Anyway, here's the transcript:

RM - Red Mage
BM - Black Mage
F - Fighter
Bahamut - God, uh, seriously it's just Bahamut

Back story: In Final Fantasy 1, you could go around saving the world as RM, BM, F, White Mage, Thief, Black Belt, and that's it. However, if you want, you could go seek out Bahamut, the King of Dragons, and he'd tell you to go find a item of courage (which is a rat's tail...) and he'll change your class, into Red/Black/White Wizard, Ninja, Master and Knight.

This is an interpretation of the original FF, in the form of a fan comic. This is episode 570.

BM: Wait, wait, hold it.

Bahamut: YOU WOULD SPEAK TO THE GREAT GOD BAHAMUT WITHOUT HE SPEAKING TO YOU FIRST? STAND ASIDE ENLIGHTENED WARRIOR [Fighter] SO THAT I MAY UNMAKE THEM.

RM: "Them"? I'm just standing here.

Bahamut: HOW UNFORUNATE FOR YOU.

F: Oh, don't worry about them. They're with me.

Bahamut: THESE MUST BE DARK TIMES IF SLAVES ARE SO BOLD.

BM [to RM]: Slaves?

F: Yeah, but I like 'em.

RM [to BM]: At exactly what point did we lose control of this situation?

F: Silence, Red Slave.

BM: Wait. So does that make me Black Sla--

GOOD NIGHT, EVERBODY!

Have a chuckle, have a laugh. That crack about baby skins and why those shoes cost so damn much is still funnier though.

HAVE A LITTLE BLACK HUMOR!