EH! TCP UPDATED!
NOW THIS IS TIME FOR CELEBRATION!
Man...so I don't go on the internet and check out blogs for ONE DAY, ONE DAY...or wait, is that two days? Whatever, and then guess what happens?! No apocalyse, just UBER BLOGS!
I'll explain the levels of blogs in my terms.
Wimpy ass pathetic blog - One liners or something, or just a word. Word.
Not as wimpy ass pathetic blog - Better than the last one, making this level non-existant.
Blog - Regular blog, about regular stuff.
Uber blog - Uberly long, funny, blah blah blah, you get the idea.
Now of course, the levels of blogs is totally fabricated and off the top of my head, so you know, dismiss it like you would yogurt turned hard. Man, that's just wrong...
Anyway, yeah, now I'm PERFECTLY FINE since I'm totally cool now. I can't really say made any sense but whatever.
This will probably be a not as weak ass pathetic blog, since I don't have much to say, but I did have one thing VERY important to say. Let me tell you a story. So sit down, which you should already be doing unless you're standing...which is just wierd but whatever.
I'll show you exaggeration John..just you wait.
AnyWAY! Story! So basically, it's a really short story too, like a one-shot, but shorter. So, I'm downstairs in the living room, eating at my noodles while watching my tape that I taped last week's bionix on. From the party, so that I wouldn't miss all my poorly dubbed anime. So, I watched Justice League and that was cool, it was the one about Batman Beyond and how Terry is Bruce's clone and it screws up the series even more, though still cool. Even had the theme at the end, so cool.
And then comes Gundam Seed, which I got to admit isn't half bad. It's Phase 42, so I ASSUME it's near the end, since Yuy-sama always says she won't watch anythign more than 50 episodes, unless she's a hypocrite, which I LAUGH!
And then it starts on Inu Yasha, which is really bad beginning, because it has one of those "actors speak really fast while explaining main plot" crap, and then it has the new theme, in which I'm like "YAY! A NEW THEME!" and it isn't half bad, I mean it's not AMAZING, but tis fine. That's right, I said tis.
So then, eventually it's winding down, the theme, and I'm all excited because it shows a slew of new baddies, though still the typical human demon look thingy. And then all of a sudden I see:
The blue screen of death.
or just a blue screen, whatever.
Either way, if you were in my house, and I mean ANYWHERE in my house, you'd hear this.
OH GOD! WHY?! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK DID I SET THE TIMER TO?! OH GOD! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR AT ALL! AH! DAMNIT! *smacks fists on couch* OH GOD! OH GOD DAMNIT!
And that's what happens when Steven misses his anime. Especially the cool anime, the anime that makes you go "OMFG...WHEN WILL IT ALL END?!"
And now, now I am sad. I mean this is worse than when I got drunk, or half drunk, or laughing a lot. No, those don't correspond to the party. Okay, one does but that's beside the point.
Drunk = Party
Half drunk = That funeral party.
Laughing a lot = That time I drank a lot of Baileys.
Man, there are some good times to be had when drinking. I mean think of how the world might be if there was no drinking?!
Get that Utopian society out of your head joo!
And yes, you read that correctly, TCP updated. So Yay for me!
Hmmm...Hmmm...you know what this day could use?
Friends.
And more alcohol.
Yes, lots of alcohol.
Yes I rather like that.
Man...so I don't go on the internet and check out blogs for ONE DAY, ONE DAY...or wait, is that two days? Whatever, and then guess what happens?! No apocalyse, just UBER BLOGS!
I'll explain the levels of blogs in my terms.
Wimpy ass pathetic blog - One liners or something, or just a word. Word.
Not as wimpy ass pathetic blog - Better than the last one, making this level non-existant.
Blog - Regular blog, about regular stuff.
Uber blog - Uberly long, funny, blah blah blah, you get the idea.
Now of course, the levels of blogs is totally fabricated and off the top of my head, so you know, dismiss it like you would yogurt turned hard. Man, that's just wrong...
Anyway, yeah, now I'm PERFECTLY FINE since I'm totally cool now. I can't really say made any sense but whatever.
This will probably be a not as weak ass pathetic blog, since I don't have much to say, but I did have one thing VERY important to say. Let me tell you a story. So sit down, which you should already be doing unless you're standing...which is just wierd but whatever.
I'll show you exaggeration John..just you wait.
AnyWAY! Story! So basically, it's a really short story too, like a one-shot, but shorter. So, I'm downstairs in the living room, eating at my noodles while watching my tape that I taped last week's bionix on. From the party, so that I wouldn't miss all my poorly dubbed anime. So, I watched Justice League and that was cool, it was the one about Batman Beyond and how Terry is Bruce's clone and it screws up the series even more, though still cool. Even had the theme at the end, so cool.
And then comes Gundam Seed, which I got to admit isn't half bad. It's Phase 42, so I ASSUME it's near the end, since Yuy-sama always says she won't watch anythign more than 50 episodes, unless she's a hypocrite, which I LAUGH!
And then it starts on Inu Yasha, which is really bad beginning, because it has one of those "actors speak really fast while explaining main plot" crap, and then it has the new theme, in which I'm like "YAY! A NEW THEME!" and it isn't half bad, I mean it's not AMAZING, but tis fine. That's right, I said tis.
So then, eventually it's winding down, the theme, and I'm all excited because it shows a slew of new baddies, though still the typical human demon look thingy. And then all of a sudden I see:
The blue screen of death.
or just a blue screen, whatever.
Either way, if you were in my house, and I mean ANYWHERE in my house, you'd hear this.
OH GOD! WHY?! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK DID I SET THE TIMER TO?! OH GOD! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR AT ALL! AH! DAMNIT! *smacks fists on couch* OH GOD! OH GOD DAMNIT!
And that's what happens when Steven misses his anime. Especially the cool anime, the anime that makes you go "OMFG...WHEN WILL IT ALL END?!"
And now, now I am sad. I mean this is worse than when I got drunk, or half drunk, or laughing a lot. No, those don't correspond to the party. Okay, one does but that's beside the point.
Drunk = Party
Half drunk = That funeral party.
Laughing a lot = That time I drank a lot of Baileys.
Man, there are some good times to be had when drinking. I mean think of how the world might be if there was no drinking?!
Get that Utopian society out of your head joo!
And yes, you read that correctly, TCP updated. So Yay for me!
Hmmm...Hmmm...you know what this day could use?
Friends.
And more alcohol.
Yes, lots of alcohol.
Yes I rather like that.

2 Comments:
There you go with the alcohol again....
I would not mind some either, but for some reason everytime i really think about it i get all queezy. But I'm getting less queezy as time goes by...
Anyways so there is a lesson for you. You cannot trust VCR's! Outdated technology can only lead to tragedy!
G signing off.... (yes i said G)
well, interesting blog, to say the least. And yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but not about this one.... Gundam SEED is EXACTLY 50 episodes, muahahaha.
well, i'd say that was an interesting blog, though i'm sure you'd have been able to say what you did in a quarter of the amount of words you used, but then again, what's the fun in that rite?
well, aside from taht, have a very good day and I found out taht you'll be sharing a lot of classes with Grisha in University, so that means that you will NOT be able to escape the Wrath of your friends~! all the better, haha, well, tootles.
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