Friday, August 11, 2006

Asking for decent logic in a shonen...

Is like asking for less violence in a shonen. It just isn't shonen then. Case in point, Gundam Wing and Gundam SEED.

GW: Trowa is supposedly dead after his suit goes boom in space, but lo and behold he's alive. Also, Zechs, stays in the Epyon AT THE BLOODY CORE OF THE SHIP when it goes boom. If he were to get out and crawl he wouldn't make it, he's suppose to be dead!!!

SEED: Now for the definitive one, Mu La Flaga supposedly dies by the Dominion. In fact the Strike...

a) melts away.
b) gets disintegrated.
c) we see his damn helmet...

Now how the hell the helmet could possibly have survived is another, but apparently the man lives on in Destiny as the next masked man. Damnit! Is a little logic a bit too hard to ask for?!

And there are many more problems in other anime, I just haven't remembered them all. Though a decent one would be Evangelion, as in...

a) Where the hell do the ANGELs come from? Sure it's nice to know what they are, but where do they come from? Why only appear one by one? If they truly are intelligent (which is questionable, considering that they approach one by one) why not attack all at once? Or at least in packs?

b) Global warming, how the &@($ does Evangelion take place on an Earth with one of the poles FREAKING MELTED?

c) How the &@$# does a soul get into an Eva without 400% sync ratio?

d) So the AT Field...so when Unit 01 literally breaks through an AT Field, is it literally RAPING THE FREAKING ANGEL? Damn that's perverted...

So let's move onto some video games, and their fanservice reincarnations...

FF7: Advent Children.

a) Rufus, president Rufus, takes Diamond WEAPON's attack straight-on and survives. Scoob.

b) I do not want to know how Yazoo, Loz and Kadaj planned on merging into one being again...

c) So...exactly how destroyed does Midgar have to be before the producers stop using it? I mean it survives for 500 years after FF7, but come on! It can only take so much damage!

d) GENESIS! WHERE THE @!%$ HAS GENESIS BEEN FOR THE PAST 9 YEARS? (Project G, can you guess what Project S was?)

e) How far can so much plots be pulled out of the ass? I'm looking at you Dirge of Cerberus!

f) So...Tseng, survived...fine, still a bit unreal though.

g) I think that's it.

Now let's look at one of my personal favorite series, Kingdom Hearts.

a) Why does Sora have no heart floating out of him if he gets game over in KH2? Where's his heart?

b) Secret ending, 'nuff said.

c) WE...WANTED....CHAIN OF MEMORIES REFERENCES! GAWD DAMNIT!

d) Zexion's weapon, 'nuff said. (His weapon panel that shows his weapon is so convienently destroyed...)

e) Letter at the end, why the *$^@ did they include it?

f) All the unanswered questions in Ansem's Reports, all 3 of them.

g) So where did Cloud and Sephiroth go anyway?

h) And why does Aerith not care that Cloud is gone?

i) That's it, all I can think of at the moment.

So yes...all games/anime have such horrible flaws that it makes me wonder why they're so amusing. I think it's because of the piece of paper in front of me, yes that's the reason, the piece of paper makes it that way. Some logic huh?

Scoob people, total scoob.

1 Comments:

Blogger Yuy said...

lol, gee, you weren't supposed to say that! That's a major spoiler you know!! Mwu lives! Even I didn't know that (until it got spoiled for me, of course....)

BUT ITS A SPOILER!!!!

At least put a spoiler warning. Sheesh

And its entertainment, it doesn't have to make sense.

Notebooks, pencils, ice cream cone. :D

See? Its a comment to a blog, it doesn't have to make sense.

Same Difference.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 2:04:00 a.m.  

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