Come here, beastie...
*cue music and slow-motion!*
And thus...was a slow-motion sequence with music in the background. Okay I'll refrain from spoilers, except that I'll be hinting at the last ending moment, and the fact that Johnny Depp bumbled and said there'll probably be a fourth movie.
Okay so if you haven't caught the gist of it, I watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Now I'm going on record and saying: It's a perfectly fine movie, I never watched the first one in full (yes shame on me, whatever) but it is not that great.
Yes Depp makes me giggle like a little school boy (did you expect me to say gurl?), don't like Bloom a lot, and Keira Knightly...
Damn......I mean DAAAAAAMN....there's just something about her in her pirate outfit...yeah....or maybe it was the fact that there was this couple right infront of me making out during parts of the movie. Hey it was at Rainbow, the seat slants (the incline) is not very good!
DUDE LOOKED LIKE ALBERT! Yes...get attention away from me...
So it was a fun movie, it really was. Though I'm making my statement here, it wasn't all that. Was it funny? Yes...was it entertaining? Most definately. Does it have a proper ending? NO!
Do I really hate improper endings? Yes! I mean it's just annoying! This was like...left HANGING (and not by the last scene, I mean in general). And I swear if they pull an episode 3 (they killed off Count Dooku SO fast...) I will be SO PISSED.
Yes, and I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate the whole "resurrection" crap, didnt' like it in Aliens: Resurrection, won't like it in Pirates 3. Honestly, and remember X3? Y'know...how they SPOILERS.
MURDERED CYCLOPS AND PROFESSOR X WITHOUT EXPLANATION?! GAWD!
SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes...if they kill off Davy Jones in the first 30 mins of the next movie, I'll be pissed. I want him still to be the baddie, maybe not main, but he's COOL. Tentacles creep me out...BUT COOL.
Hmm...maybe I'll watch Lady in the Water later. Hey I think it's cool, sort of...okay I'm just watching it because of Shymalan, but does it realllly matter? Okay, so Dead Man's Chest = fun, but not exactly the most amazing thing on the face of the planet. I mean if it were then there'd be a huge rant about how hot Keira Knightly is and how damn sexy she looks in her pirate outfit.
Because damnit she is! SHE IS!
Damn...
And thus...was a slow-motion sequence with music in the background. Okay I'll refrain from spoilers, except that I'll be hinting at the last ending moment, and the fact that Johnny Depp bumbled and said there'll probably be a fourth movie.
Okay so if you haven't caught the gist of it, I watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Now I'm going on record and saying: It's a perfectly fine movie, I never watched the first one in full (yes shame on me, whatever) but it is not that great.
Yes Depp makes me giggle like a little school boy (did you expect me to say gurl?), don't like Bloom a lot, and Keira Knightly...
Damn......I mean DAAAAAAMN....there's just something about her in her pirate outfit...yeah....or maybe it was the fact that there was this couple right infront of me making out during parts of the movie. Hey it was at Rainbow, the seat slants (the incline) is not very good!
DUDE LOOKED LIKE ALBERT! Yes...get attention away from me...
So it was a fun movie, it really was. Though I'm making my statement here, it wasn't all that. Was it funny? Yes...was it entertaining? Most definately. Does it have a proper ending? NO!
Do I really hate improper endings? Yes! I mean it's just annoying! This was like...left HANGING (and not by the last scene, I mean in general). And I swear if they pull an episode 3 (they killed off Count Dooku SO fast...) I will be SO PISSED.
Yes, and I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate the whole "resurrection" crap, didnt' like it in Aliens: Resurrection, won't like it in Pirates 3. Honestly, and remember X3? Y'know...how they SPOILERS.
MURDERED CYCLOPS AND PROFESSOR X WITHOUT EXPLANATION?! GAWD!
SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes...if they kill off Davy Jones in the first 30 mins of the next movie, I'll be pissed. I want him still to be the baddie, maybe not main, but he's COOL. Tentacles creep me out...BUT COOL.
Hmm...maybe I'll watch Lady in the Water later. Hey I think it's cool, sort of...okay I'm just watching it because of Shymalan, but does it realllly matter? Okay, so Dead Man's Chest = fun, but not exactly the most amazing thing on the face of the planet. I mean if it were then there'd be a huge rant about how hot Keira Knightly is and how damn sexy she looks in her pirate outfit.
Because damnit she is! SHE IS!
Damn...
posted by Steven at
8:16:00 p.m.
2 Comments:
*bowdown*
Omg thank you god. I thought I was the only one who thought she looked hot. I mean... in our little circle of course *ahem*.
*bowdown*
.... lol, glad you enjoyed the movie.
ah damn, i'm shleepy.
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