ARGH!
So it's the Final Phase (or episode) of Gundam SEED, and guess what? The last boss is so cheap it ain't even funny. I mean it has 6 little detachments that can go flying around shooting lasers...so think of "grid attack." Cheap, very cheap.
Oh and it also has a laser sword, a very LARGE laser sword (super range): also cheap.
You know what...I don't think it's 6 detachments...I think it's 8!
Yes...and I am very sad right now. Because I lack money I can not buy recklessly (though I doubt I'd buy recklessly if -)
Oh someone died...cue stereotypical scream.
Yup it's 8 detachments.
Y'know in the right light the Freedom looks like the Tallgeese III.
Y'know to go from screaming to calm is pretty creepy...oh yes remember to cue stereotypical shonen scene.
Oh check this out! It's the list for the new Transformers movie next year!
Autobots
Optimus Prime
Bumblebee
Jazz
Ratchet
Ironhide
Decepticons
Megatron
Starscream
Brawl
Bonecruhser
Barricade
Scorponok
Frenzy
Blackout
TRANSFORM! Yay!
So...I'm kind of sad right now, I neglected to buy some manga in a box set (two actually) that had some cool extras (but they CAME IN A BOX) and lo and behold...they're gone forever. CURSES! So here's a lesson to you all: when buying old series be sure to get it fast, OR ELSE. They go out pretty soon after, like the first set was released in October of 2003, and now it's gone. Damn. Yes it's shoujo, so it wouldn't have the same shonen fan group (which is IMO usually larger).
For some interesting trivia, I heard the new Destiny DVD box is like...collapseable! Like it can be folded, and it sticks together with MAGNETS! MAGNETS NEAR DVDs...kind of STRANGE.
Oh well, I was getting sick of the crazy inconsistencies. OMFG TWO OF THE DETACHMENTS GOT SHOT!
And the lesson for today children is that biologically engineered characters will go crazy in the end.
And FMA is a comedy, no matter the language spoken, it's a pure comedy.
(paraphrased) "I can't...I can't use human lives to make a Philosopher's Stone! I can't do it!"
Are...are you sure Ed? I mean all you need to do is do a little clap and push hands down on the ground. Flashy lightning and BAM! Insta-stone! And don't get me started on the Homunculi's mission, I mean COME ON! Do they even CONSIDER that they lose immortality (or sort of immortality) and their POWERS?! Maybe it's the dub that tries too hard, maybe the script is poorly written (which I HIGHLY doubt, Funimation wouldn't risk screwing up the dub too much) but honestly, it just comes off as a comedy.
Apparently the people in SEED haven't heard of "remote self-destruct." Oh yes, and another lesson is that if you get SKEWERED BY A LASER OR CUT IN HALF YOU DIE!...
PERMANENTLY!
Damn I really have to get one of those explosion-immune suits...and Kira two-times his new girlfriend...
Has anyone heard of "Dragonball Z: Wrath of the Dragon"? I hear it's the last DBZ film, which is surprising because I thought Rebirth of Fusion was suppose to be the last one (in which, as always all battles are solved using one thing: fighting). And yes DBZ is a comedy too.
Aw damnit...I just full-screened my browser and I don't know how to reverse it! I...I mean I'm such a genius I figured it out! Score.
And mobile suit cockpits fit two, and Birdy can fly in space. Damn I wish I had a mobile suit...just have to initiate some kind of crazy-ass plan to put myself into mortal danger, and have my girlfriend fly up in her mobile suit, initiate self-destruct on my own suit, jump out and float into my girlfriend's suit.
Yes I love it. It'll totally work, completely fool-proof!
Aww....Roy Mustang is going to get some apple pie...okay here's a question: what makes certain alchemy "taboo." It's against the laws of nature to recreate a human being...yes if the laws of nature were indeed so great then shouldn't all of alchemy be taboo?! It's un-natural I tell you!
Hey it's Pride...y'know for a homunculi he doesn't seem "evil." Of course it doesn't look like the Sins are a group at all...a very...
Unorganized Organization? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! *crickets chirp* It was a Kingdom Hearts 2 reference, Sora made the comment that Organization XIII was pretty unorganized (5 members are dead at the beginning of KH2 and the other members don't give a rat's ass...). Score.
Oh here's another bit of trivia, the law of equivalent exchange...so if we want to MAKE human life what do we need to exchange for it? I'm not sure...what's the equivalent of human life? NOTHING! (But for FMA's sake, it's another human life).
I mean is it that hard to find a bum out in the countryside?! I bet even those two kids could grab a bum and do a little mojo...but instead they exchange two drops of blood...wow, TWO DROPS, THAT'LL SAVE A LIFE!
Now if anyone criticizes that these are children and can't think that hard, consider the fact that they can perform alchemy, that they understand the texts without it flying over their head, and that they aren't idiots.
Nevertheless someone must've tripped into the circle because they did create human life, sorta...I call it "mistake." Now it's actually legible to say "you were a mistake..."
Like it's proper to call a female dog a bitch. HEY IT WAS IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT AND USED CORRECTLY. OKAY MAYBE NOT IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT BUT IT WAS USED CORRECTLY! Least I don't use it excessively like in rap videos, SPEAKING OF WHICH ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH AND A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
Dare I say it? People who like rap have no tastes. Case in point: Ludacris walking down the road with a person dipped in silver hanging from his neck...also Ludacris's head on a baby dancing, a "baby drop-off" for a club, Ludacris having an insanely large foot stomping the ground to prevent people from standing up, I can go on!
Yes, I think I've proven my point, rap is stupid.
WE...HAVE...NEW...SIN! ENTER: SLOTH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I...I LIKED HIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Damn...doesn't anyone know how to kill a homunculi? (Btw how do you kill a homunculi? I mean besides completely disintegrating their bodies, I suspect that you need to destroy their tattoo).
Damn...oh well. No big deal, pretty typical of any story, a character dies to spice things up. It is also very stupid that Funimation needlessly cuts the ending theme short...very stupid.
Oh and "Sexyback" back Justin Timberlack is probably one of the worst songs I've heard.
Oh and never tell a girl that you videotaped having sex with her without telling her that you are videotaping it. Not that it's ever happened...I'm watching Friends okay?! Damn I wish I had chicken right now...
No matter what anyone says, I think Franz Ferdinand is like...REALLY REALLY GAY. Not their music, their music is fine just their videos. I mean the video for "Do you really want to" or something has them dragging a woman around in PAINT.
This is a rather strange rant about music videos isn't it? In fact, I think I'll go downstairs to get some food.
Oh man the secret is yogurt, just get decent yogurt and I am PUTTY!
Yeah I'm off, to FIND MORE YOGURT!
Oh and it also has a laser sword, a very LARGE laser sword (super range): also cheap.
You know what...I don't think it's 6 detachments...I think it's 8!
Yes...and I am very sad right now. Because I lack money I can not buy recklessly (though I doubt I'd buy recklessly if -)
Oh someone died...cue stereotypical scream.
Yup it's 8 detachments.
Y'know in the right light the Freedom looks like the Tallgeese III.
Y'know to go from screaming to calm is pretty creepy...oh yes remember to cue stereotypical shonen scene.
Oh check this out! It's the list for the new Transformers movie next year!
Autobots
Optimus Prime
Bumblebee
Jazz
Ratchet
Ironhide
Decepticons
Megatron
Starscream
Brawl
Bonecruhser
Barricade
Scorponok
Frenzy
Blackout
TRANSFORM! Yay!
So...I'm kind of sad right now, I neglected to buy some manga in a box set (two actually) that had some cool extras (but they CAME IN A BOX) and lo and behold...they're gone forever. CURSES! So here's a lesson to you all: when buying old series be sure to get it fast, OR ELSE. They go out pretty soon after, like the first set was released in October of 2003, and now it's gone. Damn. Yes it's shoujo, so it wouldn't have the same shonen fan group (which is IMO usually larger).
For some interesting trivia, I heard the new Destiny DVD box is like...collapseable! Like it can be folded, and it sticks together with MAGNETS! MAGNETS NEAR DVDs...kind of STRANGE.
Oh well, I was getting sick of the crazy inconsistencies. OMFG TWO OF THE DETACHMENTS GOT SHOT!
And the lesson for today children is that biologically engineered characters will go crazy in the end.
And FMA is a comedy, no matter the language spoken, it's a pure comedy.
(paraphrased) "I can't...I can't use human lives to make a Philosopher's Stone! I can't do it!"
Are...are you sure Ed? I mean all you need to do is do a little clap and push hands down on the ground. Flashy lightning and BAM! Insta-stone! And don't get me started on the Homunculi's mission, I mean COME ON! Do they even CONSIDER that they lose immortality (or sort of immortality) and their POWERS?! Maybe it's the dub that tries too hard, maybe the script is poorly written (which I HIGHLY doubt, Funimation wouldn't risk screwing up the dub too much) but honestly, it just comes off as a comedy.
Apparently the people in SEED haven't heard of "remote self-destruct." Oh yes, and another lesson is that if you get SKEWERED BY A LASER OR CUT IN HALF YOU DIE!...
PERMANENTLY!
Damn I really have to get one of those explosion-immune suits...and Kira two-times his new girlfriend...
Has anyone heard of "Dragonball Z: Wrath of the Dragon"? I hear it's the last DBZ film, which is surprising because I thought Rebirth of Fusion was suppose to be the last one (in which, as always all battles are solved using one thing: fighting). And yes DBZ is a comedy too.
Aw damnit...I just full-screened my browser and I don't know how to reverse it! I...I mean I'm such a genius I figured it out! Score.
And mobile suit cockpits fit two, and Birdy can fly in space. Damn I wish I had a mobile suit...just have to initiate some kind of crazy-ass plan to put myself into mortal danger, and have my girlfriend fly up in her mobile suit, initiate self-destruct on my own suit, jump out and float into my girlfriend's suit.
Yes I love it. It'll totally work, completely fool-proof!
Aww....Roy Mustang is going to get some apple pie...okay here's a question: what makes certain alchemy "taboo." It's against the laws of nature to recreate a human being...yes if the laws of nature were indeed so great then shouldn't all of alchemy be taboo?! It's un-natural I tell you!
Hey it's Pride...y'know for a homunculi he doesn't seem "evil." Of course it doesn't look like the Sins are a group at all...a very...
Unorganized Organization? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! *crickets chirp* It was a Kingdom Hearts 2 reference, Sora made the comment that Organization XIII was pretty unorganized (5 members are dead at the beginning of KH2 and the other members don't give a rat's ass...). Score.
Oh here's another bit of trivia, the law of equivalent exchange...so if we want to MAKE human life what do we need to exchange for it? I'm not sure...what's the equivalent of human life? NOTHING! (But for FMA's sake, it's another human life).
I mean is it that hard to find a bum out in the countryside?! I bet even those two kids could grab a bum and do a little mojo...but instead they exchange two drops of blood...wow, TWO DROPS, THAT'LL SAVE A LIFE!
Now if anyone criticizes that these are children and can't think that hard, consider the fact that they can perform alchemy, that they understand the texts without it flying over their head, and that they aren't idiots.
Nevertheless someone must've tripped into the circle because they did create human life, sorta...I call it "mistake." Now it's actually legible to say "you were a mistake..."
Like it's proper to call a female dog a bitch. HEY IT WAS IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT AND USED CORRECTLY. OKAY MAYBE NOT IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT BUT IT WAS USED CORRECTLY! Least I don't use it excessively like in rap videos, SPEAKING OF WHICH ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH AND A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
Dare I say it? People who like rap have no tastes. Case in point: Ludacris walking down the road with a person dipped in silver hanging from his neck...also Ludacris's head on a baby dancing, a "baby drop-off" for a club, Ludacris having an insanely large foot stomping the ground to prevent people from standing up, I can go on!
Yes, I think I've proven my point, rap is stupid.
WE...HAVE...NEW...SIN! ENTER: SLOTH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I...I LIKED HIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Damn...doesn't anyone know how to kill a homunculi? (Btw how do you kill a homunculi? I mean besides completely disintegrating their bodies, I suspect that you need to destroy their tattoo).
Damn...oh well. No big deal, pretty typical of any story, a character dies to spice things up. It is also very stupid that Funimation needlessly cuts the ending theme short...very stupid.
Oh and "Sexyback" back Justin Timberlack is probably one of the worst songs I've heard.
Oh and never tell a girl that you videotaped having sex with her without telling her that you are videotaping it. Not that it's ever happened...I'm watching Friends okay?! Damn I wish I had chicken right now...
No matter what anyone says, I think Franz Ferdinand is like...REALLY REALLY GAY. Not their music, their music is fine just their videos. I mean the video for "Do you really want to" or something has them dragging a woman around in PAINT.
This is a rather strange rant about music videos isn't it? In fact, I think I'll go downstairs to get some food.
Oh man the secret is yogurt, just get decent yogurt and I am PUTTY!
Yeah I'm off, to FIND MORE YOGURT!

2 Comments:
Hey dude *shakes fist* Communicate!!!!
Anyways so what was I going to say..
Oh yes first of all about Franz Ferdinand, the whole idea is that they are these fun loving british boys. So all their videos and a lot of their music is eccentric/over the top. Hate it or love it you have to admit its catchy. Those catchy bastards!
Now as for sexyback.....that is just...WTF. Am I the only one who has barely any idea what happens in that video?
Oh and as for how to kill the homunculi there are two ways both of which lead to the same end.
(a) Beat the living snot out of them (ie. burn them, shoot them up, evaporate them) Anything that would count as a 5000+ damage attack causes them die because they run out of their philosopher stone power. Hmm..
(b) Create a special transmutation circle and cause them to spit up all the philosophers stones making them mortal. Then kill them.
So that's it really. :D Ttyl!
uh.... yeah, tat was just a really large rant on your part. my brain hurts...
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