Rant: lecture slides

What the FUCK is with lecturers and their OBSESSION with using BLUE as a background colour?

Do you NEED a background colour? It's called WHITE SPACE, LEARN IT AND LOVE IT.

Seriously! I have to print off these slides and the printer is just BLEEDING the ink!

OH LOOK! I LOST ANOTHER CARTRIDGE. THOSE DON'T COST MONEY!

What do they think I'm made of? MONEY? I mean if I were made of money I'd be shooting up!

Drugs!

Specifically erythopoeitin! Ups the production of red blood cells y'know?

Geeky joke? ALRIGHT!