New Kingdom Hearts games *EDIT*

So there's two new titles, one for the PSP and DS each.

The PSP one is a prequel, the DS one is sort of a side-story, between KH1 and KH2 (and before Chain of Memories).

The prequel...looks like KH1 and KH2, which means decent (not spectacular) plot that should only really last for 6 hours, but stretched to 20 because of intervening side-stories involving Disney storylines.

And said Disney storylines become a horrible mash of its former self. Seriously, just play KH2's Lion King world, horrible.


The DS game on the other hand, details the exploits of the antagonists from KH2, Organization XIII (looks like XIV now with a new female member).

Yes, those antagonists, in the game when HALF the gang was missing and the other HALF you didn't care about because their involvement in the game was like so:

Before climax: "Sora! We're the bad guys!"

Before battle: "Sora! Let's fight!"

After battle: "Urgh, you beat me..."

Notice that their names are not mentioned, AT ALL. In fact, for a certain boss, the before-battle dialogue was this, WORD FOR WORD.

Sora: *gasp* YOU!

Villain: I'd rather we skip the formalities.


After battle

Villain: How could you...Roxas.

Sora: That's Sora!

VILLAIN DIES.

Damn piss-poor excuse of villains...



Edit: if anyone knows where I can get the Persona 3 OST, that'd be pretty cool. Go youtube "Memories of the city" to hear the awesomeness.

I'm going to, uh, pump some iron or something. Totally not becoming emotional.

Totally not.