My mission, should I choose to accept it...
Legends speak of a little white bunny rabbit that inhabits the backyards of my neighborhood. They say that it has no owner, and likes to go through different backyards through the holes in the fence.
I have seen the bunny rabbit.
I have seen the floppy one, henceforth known by its code name, "The Yummy One."
My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to capture "The Yummy One" and make it my pet.
The trap is simple, a small cage with a carrot inside. The location is my own backyard. I will set it up and wait, and wait, and wait.
That was freaking two days ago. I have not seen the Delicious One. I hope that no one has captured him (or her), stripped it of its hair and eaten it. Or adopt it, whatever. Now y'all probably think I'm bulling this stuff up. And you'd be right. Everything is true up to the point till I said "that was two freaking days ago." In other words, there IS a bunny rabbit, I HAVE seen it, and I DO want to make it my pet. But then I'd have to train it, and take it to the vet, and all that stuff that I don't feel like doing so I guess I can only simply watch it from the window. Only seen the thing ONCE, and I don't know why any owner would let the thing waltz around other people's backyard! CRAZY I SAY! CRAZY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm watching "Titan A.E." on Space, it was after Pluto Nash (which I have to say, looks like an AMUSING movie, but not great, and not bad either, simply AMUSING). They showed the Family Guy movie on Fox, as the "Season Finale" as three episodes. They probably cut some stuff out but let me say, that is the most random *&$@ I have ever seen.
I am very tired...it is precisely (as precise as my freaking computer can be) 12:06 AM on Monday. There was suppose to be a picnic today with a bunch of friends but I think it's cancelled because I heard NOTHING of it. Good riddance, that gives me a free day to...
Do abso-freaking-lutely NOTHING. I mean honestly, I have heard NOTHING, so therefore I should expect that it has been cancelled, so then Victoria's Day will amount to me like it has almost every other year...oh wait no that's wrong...
Victoria's Day use to be a day for homework, or a break from High School/Middle School/Elementary School...Oh son of a...
Yes I feel very tired. I think I'll go to sleep after Titan A.E. Damn I feel warm for some reason...very...warm...and....faint....
ZzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz...
Oh yes, there's a new game called "Steambot Chronicles" coming out on Tuesday (yes this Tuesday) and I have to say, it looks DELICIOUS. Graphically less-than-delicious but I like the concept. It's like Fable, where you do anything you want, but less like Fable because it's developed by a Japanese group, and it is a part-mech game.
GO MECH GAME.
Here's the premise, you, boy, get washed up ashore with amnesia (yay?), and you meet a girl named Coriander (as in the spice...) who is also known as Connie. You're name is Vanilla Beans...wait I have to stop laughing...okay okay, so your name is Vanilla Beans...OH GAWD....anyway as Vanilla you can go and chat with friends and stuff and you get lots of options to choose from, blah blah blah.
NPCs respond to said options, blah blah blah, and they'll remember what you said before (they're grudgers y'know?) and you can either join a band, or be a fighter in an arena, or be a musician (solo I guess?) or just do odd-jobs.
And buy stuff! Clothing: hats, shoes, shirts, pants! They have NO effect on the stats! No effect! Just cosmetic purposes! Yay! And the mech controls like a mech, shoulder buttons for weapons and analog sticks for movement, (like Katamari Damacy if you've played it).
I know it's such a horrible run-down, but the game sounds cool! It's being published by Atlus (who also published Disgaea and Sky Gunner) and they have a knack for releasing sleeper hits.
I look forward to being Vanilla. Tabula Rasa, blank slate. Oh yeah...did I mention I was tired? Garsh I must sound like a broken record huh? Well there's nothing to do...
Oh yes and I have finally chosen a POST...the specialist program for Behavioural Science.
Now I know, I know I'll probably hear things like "What? You need psychology don't you?!" but heh heh, NO I DON'T! I can take psych for the upper years OR some stat courses...so I'll have to go stats for second year.
That's not so bad, so long as it isn't like Data Management with Mr. MacDonald...BLAST YOU MACDONALD!!! AND YOUR DAMN HILARIOUS STORIES!
After TWO MONTHS did we get back our first test...TWO FREAKING MONTHS.
TWO
GAWD
DAMN
FREAKING
MONTHS!
MACDONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder who scratched up his car anyway...well whoever it was, KUDOS!
You know I have become accustomed to sleeping in, everyday I can hear my parents talking before my dad goes off to work at around 10:30, then I fall back asleep and wake up at around 12:30.
If all the nations be forgot, and then something-something-some-thiiiiing! If all the nations be forgot, and in the old barn door...or something...
Oh son of a...Lunar just put out Host Club 07 and I didn't know about it?! Arrrg! Have to quickly snag it. Tomorrow. Guess I won't be too bored now will I? Curse you "Yummy One," for you will have escaped my grasp for another day.
Or week.
Or month...
Or year...
CURSE YOU "YUMMY ONE!" CURSE YOU!!! I think I'll be heading to sleep now, Titan A.E. is over and all. Eh...it was okay, though I remember some other movie that had space pirates or something...I thought this was that...oh well.
Nothing lost, nothing gained. Except watching a mediocre movie...eh.......
I wonder how an eraser tastes like...?
*gags*
*chokes*
*collapses*
*ends blog with action parameters*
I have seen the bunny rabbit.
I have seen the floppy one, henceforth known by its code name, "The Yummy One."
My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to capture "The Yummy One" and make it my pet.
The trap is simple, a small cage with a carrot inside. The location is my own backyard. I will set it up and wait, and wait, and wait.
That was freaking two days ago. I have not seen the Delicious One. I hope that no one has captured him (or her), stripped it of its hair and eaten it. Or adopt it, whatever. Now y'all probably think I'm bulling this stuff up. And you'd be right. Everything is true up to the point till I said "that was two freaking days ago." In other words, there IS a bunny rabbit, I HAVE seen it, and I DO want to make it my pet. But then I'd have to train it, and take it to the vet, and all that stuff that I don't feel like doing so I guess I can only simply watch it from the window. Only seen the thing ONCE, and I don't know why any owner would let the thing waltz around other people's backyard! CRAZY I SAY! CRAZY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm watching "Titan A.E." on Space, it was after Pluto Nash (which I have to say, looks like an AMUSING movie, but not great, and not bad either, simply AMUSING). They showed the Family Guy movie on Fox, as the "Season Finale" as three episodes. They probably cut some stuff out but let me say, that is the most random *&$@ I have ever seen.
I am very tired...it is precisely (as precise as my freaking computer can be) 12:06 AM on Monday. There was suppose to be a picnic today with a bunch of friends but I think it's cancelled because I heard NOTHING of it. Good riddance, that gives me a free day to...
Do abso-freaking-lutely NOTHING. I mean honestly, I have heard NOTHING, so therefore I should expect that it has been cancelled, so then Victoria's Day will amount to me like it has almost every other year...oh wait no that's wrong...
Victoria's Day use to be a day for homework, or a break from High School/Middle School/Elementary School...Oh son of a...
Yes I feel very tired. I think I'll go to sleep after Titan A.E. Damn I feel warm for some reason...very...warm...and....faint....
ZzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz...
Oh yes, there's a new game called "Steambot Chronicles" coming out on Tuesday (yes this Tuesday) and I have to say, it looks DELICIOUS. Graphically less-than-delicious but I like the concept. It's like Fable, where you do anything you want, but less like Fable because it's developed by a Japanese group, and it is a part-mech game.
GO MECH GAME.
Here's the premise, you, boy, get washed up ashore with amnesia (yay?), and you meet a girl named Coriander (as in the spice...) who is also known as Connie. You're name is Vanilla Beans...wait I have to stop laughing...okay okay, so your name is Vanilla Beans...OH GAWD....anyway as Vanilla you can go and chat with friends and stuff and you get lots of options to choose from, blah blah blah.
NPCs respond to said options, blah blah blah, and they'll remember what you said before (they're grudgers y'know?) and you can either join a band, or be a fighter in an arena, or be a musician (solo I guess?) or just do odd-jobs.
And buy stuff! Clothing: hats, shoes, shirts, pants! They have NO effect on the stats! No effect! Just cosmetic purposes! Yay! And the mech controls like a mech, shoulder buttons for weapons and analog sticks for movement, (like Katamari Damacy if you've played it).
I know it's such a horrible run-down, but the game sounds cool! It's being published by Atlus (who also published Disgaea and Sky Gunner) and they have a knack for releasing sleeper hits.
I look forward to being Vanilla. Tabula Rasa, blank slate. Oh yeah...did I mention I was tired? Garsh I must sound like a broken record huh? Well there's nothing to do...
Oh yes and I have finally chosen a POST...the specialist program for Behavioural Science.
Now I know, I know I'll probably hear things like "What? You need psychology don't you?!" but heh heh, NO I DON'T! I can take psych for the upper years OR some stat courses...so I'll have to go stats for second year.
That's not so bad, so long as it isn't like Data Management with Mr. MacDonald...BLAST YOU MACDONALD!!! AND YOUR DAMN HILARIOUS STORIES!
After TWO MONTHS did we get back our first test...TWO FREAKING MONTHS.
TWO
GAWD
DAMN
FREAKING
MONTHS!
MACDONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder who scratched up his car anyway...well whoever it was, KUDOS!
You know I have become accustomed to sleeping in, everyday I can hear my parents talking before my dad goes off to work at around 10:30, then I fall back asleep and wake up at around 12:30.
If all the nations be forgot, and then something-something-some-thiiiiing! If all the nations be forgot, and in the old barn door...or something...
Oh son of a...Lunar just put out Host Club 07 and I didn't know about it?! Arrrg! Have to quickly snag it. Tomorrow. Guess I won't be too bored now will I? Curse you "Yummy One," for you will have escaped my grasp for another day.
Or week.
Or month...
Or year...
CURSE YOU "YUMMY ONE!" CURSE YOU!!! I think I'll be heading to sleep now, Titan A.E. is over and all. Eh...it was okay, though I remember some other movie that had space pirates or something...I thought this was that...oh well.
Nothing lost, nothing gained. Except watching a mediocre movie...eh.......
I wonder how an eraser tastes like...?
*gags*
*chokes*
*collapses*
*ends blog with action parameters*
posted by Steven at
11:58:00 p.m.
2 Comments:
what you need, is 10 bucks, and a bus ticket to markham.
Why?
There is a store there... a chinese store (big surprise).
They sell rabbits.
Ten bucks a piece.
Purpose: For food.
Dead or Alive? Alive and hopping.
Pick one up for ten bucks. You don't HAVE to eat it. You can keep it as a pet and it'll save the hassle of catching one urself. And you can still (justly) call the bought rabbit the yummy one. For that is its purpose.
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