Ha...Ha...HAHAHAHA!

It seems I've finally snapped! Yee! Well, I just had my PHY138 (Physics) Test today, finished at 7:30. How did I do?

Lucky if I passed. Luckier if I got 70. GOD DAMN MIRACLE IF I HAVE MORE THAN 80!

I will give three reasons why this test was so...mind the cursing...&$*&@!* stupid.

Erste
1. Each multiple choice question (there are 8) is worth 8 marks, so 64% of the test (100 total) is multiple choice. Wow. Okay, that's not THAT big a deal if the questions were straightforward and not...well this is problem #1. There were two questions in particular (16% of the test! COME ON!) that were...oh let's just be honest. THEY WERE THE MOST &@!*#^#@ stupid THINGS OF ALL TIME! What were they? Oh, well one was about which idea gave this guy the idea to create some law. Okay, no big deal, IF IT WERE ACTUALLY IN THE BOOK!

Honestly, it was BRIEFLY mentioned in the class, was not even TOUCHED UPON in the syllabus (course outline, says what we'll be covering in class + test) and even IF I had my laptop with me I would NOT have typed it down BECAUSE it was pointless. I mean...HONESTLY, it was PHYSICS HISTORY THAT WAS POINTLESS! POINTLESS BULL! Same goes for the other one. Which side is better to hold the cane with a broken femur or something, thank God that when he said it in class I actually went "what?" and put it far behind in my mind...

Zweite
2. One time in lectures, the professor said "I received numerous e-mails from a lot of you that you guys didn't get the Tarzan question in your tutorials," and he goes on explaining it. Now, me and Grisha are like...say what? We didn't do SHITE in tutorials, so we were at a loss...guess what appears as the long answer question? The Tarzan question...GREAT. I'M SCREWED. And I was...damn...WE (probably the ONLY tutorial group) didn't even TOUCH UPON IT! THERE WAS NEVER A MENTION OF IT! YET IT APPEARS ON THE TEST! WOW! JUST WOW!...

Drittens
3. Lastly, on last year's test (which was JUST as short) there were A LOT of questions that were based on rotational dynamics. Now this was sort of new, but at the same time old (take physics...) but it was still new. So it was my weak point. It being my weak point (and considering for a lot of the old tests it was a large chunk) I studied late last night (up until around 2:00 AM) trying to learn it. Wow, yeah, me, stay up late until 2 studying. It can happen! I wake up this morning. What do you think I do? Besides eat...and brush my teeth...and watch KH2 TGS 2005 trailer........it's cool. Well I studied up MORE on rotational dynamics.

What do I do during my break before the test? MORE rotational dynamics! That's right, I have a BIO150 test on Thursday, I should be studying for it but OH! It's physics! Can't fail physics! Better study physics! Now can you guess how much of the test was based on rotational dynamics?

Not 100%.
Not 75%.
Not 50%.
Nope, not 30% either.
Not even 25%.
Not even 10%.
You probably figured it out back at 75% didn't you? Yeah...it was 0%. Nothing, nada, zip. Wow. Just...wow.




Okay, I understand that the third was not really the professor's fault...fine, I will accept that that was my fault, fine. The second and first however, are totally inexcusable! Yes, this is university, yes it is suppose to be cruel, but WTF?! This is like someone accusing you of murder, which you did NOT murder the victim, but they send you to jail anyway! DAMNIT!

Harrison! YOUR GOOSE IS MINE! OH HOW I WILL COOK IT! I WILL COOK IT SO WELL-DONE, THAT YOU'LL BE COOKED! YES! YES VERY COOKED!

So...there you have it. There you have it...