Screw you (insert video game title)
I think every gamer has games that just make them want to say "Fuck!" in frustration.
This one's for my collection of video games.
Screw you Steambot Chronicles, for the frequent load screens, horrible glitches that prevent completionists from getting 100%, and for being so damn charming to play!
Screw you Sky Gunner, for being so awesome and yet having NO CHANCE OF A SEQUEL.
Screw you Megaman, and all your incarnations too! For not having proper sequels that tie up the plot!
Screw you Pokemon, for recycling the same crap over the years and STILL being wildly popular (I stopped at Gold, for the record).
There's a few more games I can dismiss with valid comments, but alas, their awesomeness level far exceeds their faults.
Also: I saw Bioshock for the PC today. It was 10 dollars.
10.
Dollars.
I didn't buy it. Should I?
This one's for my collection of video games.
Screw you Steambot Chronicles, for the frequent load screens, horrible glitches that prevent completionists from getting 100%, and for being so damn charming to play!
Screw you Sky Gunner, for being so awesome and yet having NO CHANCE OF A SEQUEL.
Screw you Megaman, and all your incarnations too! For not having proper sequels that tie up the plot!
Screw you Pokemon, for recycling the same crap over the years and STILL being wildly popular (I stopped at Gold, for the record).
There's a few more games I can dismiss with valid comments, but alas, their awesomeness level far exceeds their faults.
Also: I saw Bioshock for the PC today. It was 10 dollars.
10.
Dollars.
I didn't buy it. Should I?
Labels: Video games

3 Comments:
10 dollars for Bioshock? I would get it. For a "shooter" it has a lot of depth, good atmosphere, interesting storyline, memorable characters and some good RPG elements. For that price it is worth getting.
I just got into Pokemon Platinum. Why must it be so addictive?
Why did you get Platinum?
Well, at least you got Platinum and not Diamond/Pearl.
Yeah I don't know why its so damn addictive, I mean they use the same premise and stuff, but it's just so enjoyable!
I should say that part of the reason I'm hesitant to get Bioshock is because I already read about the plot twist.
And parts of the history of Rapture.
....
I don't know why, but "horror games" (come on, broken Rapture? At least a NUDGE into horror genre) have the most interesting lore to me.
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