Day 13: Jerky
If by jerky, you thought a person as being a jerk, then you're rather normal.
If by jerky, you thought of a guy doing something in his pants...
Well if you're a guy, then your mind is probably in the gutter.
If you're a girl, contact me. We'll drink up a storm.
If by jerky, you thought the dried meat, you're right!
And by dried meat, I am not talking about a withered penis.
Oh gawd...*shudders*
So there was leftover roast beef from the other night, and it was pretty bad roast beef. What is the solution?
Cut it up and throw it in the oven!
And then add salt!
And more salt!
And sugar!
And now I have homemade jerky. It isn't very good...but it is satisfying.
If by jerky, you thought of a guy doing something in his pants...
Well if you're a guy, then your mind is probably in the gutter.
If you're a girl, contact me. We'll drink up a storm.
If by jerky, you thought the dried meat, you're right!
And by dried meat, I am not talking about a withered penis.
Oh gawd...*shudders*
So there was leftover roast beef from the other night, and it was pretty bad roast beef. What is the solution?
Cut it up and throw it in the oven!
And then add salt!
And more salt!
And sugar!
And now I have homemade jerky. It isn't very good...but it is satisfying.
Labels: Life
posted by Steven at
10:57:00 p.m.
1 Comments:
for the record, I did read all ur posts, but I didn't respond because u said u were supposed to dissappear for a while..... and I was honoring that, even when u urself wasn't.
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